BLACK

Black is a regular stick-figure like any other, coming from a long line of other Black stick-figures that look pretty much exactly like him. The only descernable difference is his eyes. Which even then he's only had for a good 5% of his life. Somehow they all recognise eachother despite this, and are very offended if you mis-identify any of them.

Black stands out due to his eyes being circles. Which, as you could probably tell from literally every non-main character in the show, isn't the normal thing to be. He has sharp teeth, mostly just because I thought they looked cool. Wait, why did I use past-tense? Those ARE damn cool! I'm a creative genius!

Now that I think about it, I can pretty much write whatever I want here. Who reads this garbage anyway? Shlip Doop Scorp Lamp Lad Lope Rame Name Shame Claim Tame Dame Cain Feign Slame. By the way, if you really want information about the actual character. The show is RIGHT there. It's really 5 minutes of your time. Why do you need to read a character bio? Who takes this that seriously? Blah Blah Blah, go watch DumbShow. The fellas up at HR tell me it's some kind of New Show or something.

RED

Red is probably considered unqualified for anything he does, like destroying half the planet. He's not exactly the brightest, but when he absolutely has to he's willing to take up a leader role. Red is, as you can tell, a stick-figure with a red outline. Who would've guessed? Red's eyes are nothing more than dots, which gives him a semi-soulless effect. Legend tells that if you stare long enough you can find the last drop of sanity in his body.

If you like Red, for whatever reason. You can find him in the show Stupid Stickfigurz. You wouldn't have guessed it, I know. Blabla bla stupid stickfigurz yea, bla blabla bla redymedy DING

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1. WAR!

Stickfigures Black and Red declare themselves "bored and have nothing to do", so they find something to do, and in turn find themselves enlisted in the Military.

2. FOR HIRE

When bills flood the house (literally), Black and Red have no choice but to go job hunting (not literally it's exactly how it normally means).

3. COMING SOON

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again. Some Sunny Day."